Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Molested in the Casino

It was all a setup. We were in the middle of the casino when my friend jumped as the Chippendale dancer grabbed her ass as he walked by. He'd come out of nowhere and shocked all of us. Before we knew what was happening, we were surrounded by Half naked men with cheesy bow-ties. We were dazed, and for a moment it felt like I was looking at myself out of my body.

"Hey, you fine girls are coming to take a picture with us" Faceless Chippendale 1 said. Suddenly out of the woodwork I saw a photographer with a backdrop wheeling out behind her.

My friend looked at me with a confused look as a Chippendale led her by the wrist and said "What the hell is going on?" I smiled weakly and replied "I think they are trying to screw us for money."

And we weren't even in the showroom yet!

I reluctantly stepped into the picture. Faceless Chippendale 2 pulled me to him, and said "Hey there, let's make this picture good. Grab my chest, grab my stomach, grab my package."

Trust me, I can't make this shit up.

I said "Your package?!?!" I automatically looked up at him with my best "What the Fuck?" look.


Nice to know that somewhere out there is a picture of me giving a disapproving look to a Chippendale.
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